Plot — What is Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians about?
The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!
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Quick Facts
| Type | Movie |
| Released | 2008 |
| Genre | Comedy |
| Language | English |
| Runtime | 86 min |
| Audience Score | 80% (8.0/10, 4 votes) |
Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians — FAQ
Is Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians worth watching? Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians holds a 8.0/10 rating from 4 viewers. The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him
Who directed Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Directed by Stoney Sharp.
Who is in the cast of Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? It stars Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, J. Elvis Weinstein.
Where can I stream Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? You can stream Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians on Midnight Pulp Amazon Channel, Shout! Factory Amazon Channel. Availability may vary by region.
When did Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians release? It released in 2008.
