Lawyer Luau poster

Lawyer Luau (2002)

Plot — What is Lawyer Luau about?

Debbie plays Patty Hampton, a lawyer, who’s bleeding a businessman (Luke Marlowe) dry due to a frivolous lawsuit. Unable to put food on his table due to the financial strain, he decides to kidnap Ms. Hampton and cook her for his evening meal. Believing it’s only a joke to get even with her, Patty goes along with the whole thing until she realizes too late that Shultz is all too serious. See a fully nude Debbie D tenderized with a massager, covered in cooking oil, and then marinated with champagne. Black comedy at its best!

Top Cast & Director

Directed by: Gary Whitson

Debbie DLuke Marlowe

Quick Facts

TypeMovie
Released2002
GenreHorror
LanguageEnglish
Runtime45 min

Lawyer Luau — FAQ

Is Lawyer Luau worth watching? Debbie plays Patty Hampton, a lawyer, who’s bleeding a businessman (Luke Marlowe) dry due to a frivolous lawsuit. Unable to put food on his table due to the financial strain, he decides to kidnap Ms. Hampton and cook her

Who directed Lawyer Luau? Directed by Gary Whitson.

Who is in the cast of Lawyer Luau? It stars Debbie D, Luke Marlowe.

Where can I stream Lawyer Luau? Streaming availability for Lawyer Luau is listed above when a platform is confirmed. MovieLink App is an info guide and hosts no files.

When did Lawyer Luau release? It released in 2002.

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